100th post!
Mood:
cheeky
Topic: ramblings
Can you believe it?! My 100th post! And it's only been about 3 months - not bad huh? Well I have to have something totally cool for my 100th post; something awe inspiring that will stay with you the rest of your life. So what on earth would I talk about?
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Well I got nothin'...
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
-- from the movie "Billy Madison"
"Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of incubation have been entirely completed."
-- William Jennings Bryan
(In other words, don't count your eggs before they hatch)
"When seeking a companion, become the type of person you would like to attract!"