Happy Birthday Grandpa!
Mood:
happy
Today is my paternal grandfather's 83rd birthday. Happy Birthday Grandpa! I'm at work right now - working at Electra Credit Union. I can't wait to spend dinner with Grandpa and some other family members, including my parents and hopefully my sister :)
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
-- from the movie "Billy Madison"
"Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of incubation have been entirely completed."
-- William Jennings Bryan
(In other words, don't count your eggs before they hatch)
"When seeking a companion, become the type of person you would like to attract!"