Weapons of Mass Destruction
Topic: funny stuff
Ok so I think this is kinda mean towards GWB and his party, but I must admit whoever made
this website is pretty clever: it's centered around the "Page Cannot Be Displayed" error message that we all know too well. It used to be the first website to pop up when you searched "Weapons of Mass Destruction" into google's search...
Now
it is on the bottom of page 3 *shrugs*
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
-- from the movie "Billy Madison"
"Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of incubation have been entirely completed."
-- William Jennings Bryan
(In other words, don't count your eggs before they hatch)
"When seeking a companion, become the type of person you would like to attract!"