What does that tell you?
Mood:
a-ok
Topic: ramblings
I happened to notice on the television today that there were three infomercials on, all at the same time, and all selling the same thing: the "Little Giant" ladder. What exactly is the benefit of overloading the few non-cable channels (6, 8 and 54) with the same product?
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
-- from the movie "Billy Madison"
"Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of incubation have been entirely completed."
-- William Jennings Bryan
(In other words, don't count your eggs before they hatch)
"When seeking a companion, become the type of person you would like to attract!"