Work conversation
Topic: funny stuff
Trudi: "My car needs a bath..."
Jason: "So does mine...can our cars bathe together?"
Trudi: "Yes but my car is a girl so she needs to go first..."
We all chuckle and ask why.
Trudi: "She needs to go in first cause she might need some private time alone first."
After they play-fought about whose car should go first, Trudi replied with, "remember my car is a little younger than yours so be gentle..."
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
-- from the movie "Billy Madison"
"Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of incubation have been entirely completed."
-- William Jennings Bryan
(In other words, don't count your eggs before they hatch)
"When seeking a companion, become the type of person you would like to attract!"