Phone call I received...
Mood:
happy
Topic: funny stuff
I just received a call from someone at work...
"Hello this is Bryan, how may I help you?"
"Yeah, I was wondering, how much does it cost to open up an account there?"
"A savings account requires a minimum of $5; a checking account is a minimum of $20."
"Oh ok. Do you guys sell tools there?"
"I'm sorry, tools? What kinds of tools?"
"You know, tools..."
"Ummm...no we don't sell any tools here."
"Ok, thanks..."
(The best part then happens...the person doesn't quite hang up and I hear in the background...)
(Extreme laughter) "
I can't believe you just asked him that!"
"
I know...I'm so stupid..."
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
-- from the movie "Billy Madison"
"Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of incubation have been entirely completed."
-- William Jennings Bryan
(In other words, don't count your eggs before they hatch)
"When seeking a companion, become the type of person you would like to attract!"
